I Feed the Ardor

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Twitter: @MurphyColeman

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I Feed the Ardor
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spoopyrump:

NO BUT REAL TALK OK I WENT TO SCHOOL IN GEORGIA AND  I EVEN HAD TEACHERS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULDN’T CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN BECAUSE IT WAS THE DEVIL’S BIRTHDAY AND I GOT SUSPENDED FOR 4 DAYS BECAUSE I WROTE AN ESSAY ENTITLED “You’re All Dumb, The Devil Wasn’t Even Born: The Story of All Hallow’s Eve” AND I TALKED ABOUT THE HISTORY OF HALLOWEEN, HOW IT WAS A PAGAN CELEBRATION TO VENERATE AND APPEASE THE DEAD AND HOW THE DEVIL WAS TECHNICALLY AN ANGEL THAT WAS CAST FROM HEAVEN AND BECAUSE ANGELS WERE CREATED BY GOD THEY WEREN’T BORN THEREFORE THE DEVIL COULDN’T HAVE A BIRTHDAY. MY PRINCIPAL WAS SO CONCERNED FOR ME BECAUSE I WAS IN 3RD GRADE  AND HE GOT MAD AT MY MOM FOR RAISING SUCH A “DISRESECTFUL, HEDOONISTIC CHILD”. SHE BOUGHT ME ICECREAM AND LET ME WATCH CARTOONS WHILE I WAS OUT OF SCHOOL.
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viewtifulcrow:

biggest plot twist ever..
viewtifulcrow:

biggest plot twist ever..
viewtifulcrow:

biggest plot twist ever..
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dopematters:

Nailed it!
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tooweirdto-live-toorareto-die:

sweatyeah:


Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

This is adorable!

aww
tooweirdto-live-toorareto-die:

sweatyeah:


Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

This is adorable!

aww
tooweirdto-live-toorareto-die:

sweatyeah:


Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

This is adorable!

aww
tooweirdto-live-toorareto-die:

sweatyeah:


Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

This is adorable!

aww
tooweirdto-live-toorareto-die:

sweatyeah:


Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

This is adorable!

aww
tooweirdto-live-toorareto-die:

sweatyeah:


Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

This is adorable!

aww
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imessaged:

California sunset part 2
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alexandraxxiii:

iradicate:

bc I haven’t posted a mirror selfie in a while

Bae rn💕
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nauseabonde:

when somebody joins tumblr
nauseabonde:

when somebody joins tumblr
nauseabonde:

when somebody joins tumblr
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bewbin:

nasa trying to eat the moon
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knifepics:

by Mark Terrell
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jillonce:

Dali and Donyale Luna shot by William Claxton, 1966 - good seeing you today @jeffhova 
jillonce:

Dali and Donyale Luna shot by William Claxton, 1966 - good seeing you today @jeffhova